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Why Golf Is Better Than Sex

려초 2010. 5. 10. 17:58

David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons

Why Golf Is Better Than Sex...

 

#10 A below par performance is considered damn good!

 #9 You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers!

 #8 It's much easier to find sweet spot!

 #7 Foursomes are encouraged!

 #6 You can still make money doing it as a senior!

 #5 Three times a day is still possible!

 #4 Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else!

 #3 If you live in Florida, you can do it almost every day!

 #2 You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished!

 

And the NUMBER onE reason why golf is better than sex...

 #1 When your equipment gets old you can replace it!